05 February 2009

Firsts of 2009

I washed, dried, folded and put away 7 loads of laundry in one day.

I slept through Sophia painting the TV, kitchen counter, and bathroom floor with sparkly red nail polish.

She also was able to enjoy half of a can of frozen apple juice concentrate during my slumber.

I taught Jennie to say, "Obama" and on her own she uses it in the context of "O-crap". Side note: I wish success upon our New President, and I am proud to be an American.

I nearly developed carpal tunnel from making 240 or so crepes.

I learned that when the Killers ask, "Are we human, or are we dancer?" I'm dancer.

I McGuivered a diaper out of a pair of 3T underwear and a winged maxi-pad from our cars emergency kit in the dentists parking lot.

I ate almost an entire carrot cake, almost all by myself.

I had the 3rd or 4th installment of the SEX talk with Dalton, and the 2nd one with Joseph.

I broke my camera all the way.

I fed my family RAMEN for dinner. Maybe you're in the camp that says, "way to go Sherrie for being the sole food provider for over 10 years without serving the cheap deliciousness even once for dinner." Maybe you're in the camp that says, "shame on any homemaker disgracing her table with that cheap shameful load of MSG." Either way, it was a hit with the kids, and I'll not be ashamed to include $20 whole dollars worth of this pre-packaged dinner in our food storage.

I memorized all the words to "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

13 comments:

Amateur Steph said...

Holy manoly Sherrie. You have been busy. I only wish I could have eaten one of the crepes. Mmmm.

Tiffany said...

You are one amazing woman! You have such fun adventures. The family photo is wonderful! What a darling picture of your family!

Unknown said...

I'm SO using Jennie's "Obama" line from now on. And I'm in love with Top Ramen - mmmm...MSG deliciousness.

Heather said...

Wow, you have done alot all ready and its only February. Good for you. I love the sleeping through...comment. I would so do something like that. I love the new family picture.

kam said...

You are my HERO Sherrie!!! Can I ask you how you got rid of the sparkly red nail polish...curiously enough- we had a similiar incident here not too long ago- only on CARPET! AHHHH- so if you have any MacGyver tricks for that, DO share :) BTW- it was wonderful to see you and catch up a bit at Shawna's shower!

Big MAC said...

When I go on "SURVIVOR-Pinal County Island", I need you in my tribe. (Refering to the MacGuiver diaper.)We could make an alliance and I would take you to the finale.

Heather Cheney | heatherlikesfood.com said...

I love the picture! Any suggestions on nail polish removal? Emmalyn just did the same thing to her bed, wall, and carpet! I feel ya!

The Karrens said...

Sherrie, you totally make me laugh! Emmy eats a pack of Ramen almost every day for lunch. I loved McGuiver. I'm still trying to figure out what the heck the Killers mean in that song. I'm not ready for the sex talk. And I'm really glad it was your child painting things with red finger polish and not mine! ;)
robin

Sherrie said...

I also wore two different shoes for a whole hour in public before I noticed. One was mine and one was Doug's.

And I ran out of gas on the freeway, and had to be rescued by my knight in salt covered Odyssey.

Mike, I don't know if you want to make an alliance with a woman who doesn't fill up the car with gas.

Shirley Nelson said...

TMI, lady! You're definitely not a bragger. Glad you're replacing the camera for the Havasu fireworks! Drive safe! Abuella

Scottie and Tasha said...

ha ha, The comments are as good as the post!! Don't worry I've ran out of gas plenty of times... popped numerous tires (all four at one time-beat that!) just to name a few... maybe we should form an alliance!!!

As for the Ramen- it is delicious! I like to fry it up in a frying pan then you don't have to use the whole packet if you're worried about the sodium. It makes the best stir fry EVER!!! Let me know if you want more details!

C, J, T, and M said...

I havent laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks for the laugh...and congrats on some amazing accomplishments.

Sarajane said...

I feel your accomplishments! Love the heading family picture too. It looks kind of recent.